68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!! Fun sms.

Laziness Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW Fun sms.

Rings First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, at the end suffeRING!!! Fun sms.

Unique Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Fun sms.

Man's mind Never let a man's mind wander; it's too little to be out on its own!!!! Fun sms.

Do not drink and drive I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... Fun sms.

Stars Aim for the stars, but first aim for their bodyguards. Fun sms.

Goldfish in a tank Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Fun sms.

Female vs male Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy. Fun sms.

Talk to her What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already! Fun sms.

Kids I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. Fun sms.

Honey, I'm home! What are 3 words you never want to hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! Fun sms.

Men and toilet rolls Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens. Fun sms.

Men and feelings Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. Fun sms.

Joke A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" Fun sms.

Hungry sandwich A hungry sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" Fun sms.