Michael Jackson and grocery bagQ: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? |
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4 childrenWhy'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.Funny text messages. |
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No pain no ...I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.Funny text messages. |
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Change your mindIf you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?Funny text messages. |
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| Alien in phone Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because I can see the smile on your face! Funny text messages. |
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Magic A guy walks up to a girl and says: Want to play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! Funny text messages. |
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Choice When I was born I got the choice; big thing or a fine memory. Now am not able to remember what I did choose. Funny text messages. |
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Love your neighbors Love your neighbors, but don't get caught. Funny text messages. |
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Don't stare Are these your eyes? I found them between my breasts! Funny text messages. |
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Funny text message samples:
68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!! Funny text messages. |
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Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Funny text messages. |
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Laziness Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW Funny text messages. |
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Rings First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, at the end suffeRING!!! Funny text messages. |
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Unique Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Funny text messages. |
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Man's mind Never let a man's mind wander; it's too little to be out on its own!!!! Funny text messages. |
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DifferenceQ: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? |
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Do not dring and drive I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... Funny text messages. |
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Elephant and a man What did the elephant say to the naked man? |
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Stars Aim for the stars, but first aim for their bodyguards. Funny text messages. |
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Goldfish in a tank Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Funny text messages. |
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17 inches big Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? |
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Female vs male Why were males created before females? |
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Talk to her What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? |
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Kids I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. Funny text messages. |
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Honey, I'm home! What are 3 words you never want to hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! Funny text messages. |
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Men and toilet rolls Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? |
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Men and feelings Why don't men often show their true feelings? |
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Joke A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" Funny text messages. |
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Hungry sandwich A hungry sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" Funny text messages. |
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It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! Funny text messages. |
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Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET Funny text messages. |
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Have fun, tell funny text messages.
Don't always write dull text messages. Be funny, make your friends laugh. Text messaging can be very funny and joyful. Write funny text messages for any occasion because laughing is healthy.
Probably you have received some funny text messages and forwarded them. But you can also create your own jokes. Read our funny text messages and have fun. You can send some to your friends, but be careful not to offend somebody.