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Funny sms messages.

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No pain no ...I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.Funny sms messages.

 

Change your mindIf you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?Funny sms messages.

 

Magic A guy walks up to a girl and says: Want to play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! Funny sms messages.

 

Choice When I was born I got the choice; big thing or a fine memory. Now am not able to remember what I did choose. Funny sms messages.

 
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Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Funny sms messages.

 

Rings First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, at the end suffeRING!!! Funny sms messages.

 

Unique Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Funny sms messages.

 

DifferenceQ: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!! Funny sms messages.

 

Elephant and a man What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing? Funny sms messages.

 

Goldfish in a tank Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Funny sms messages.

 

Female vs male Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy. Funny sms messages.

 

Talk to her What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already! Funny sms messages.

 

Honey, I'm home! What are 3 words you never want to hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! Funny sms messages.

 

Men and toilet rolls Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens. Funny sms messages.

 

Men and feelings Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. Funny sms messages.

 

Joke A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" Funny sms messages.

 

Hungry sandwich A hungry sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" Funny sms messages.

 

Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET Funny sms messages.

 

Have fun, tell funny sms messages.

Don't always write dull SMS messages. Be funny, make your friends laugh. Text messaging can be very funny and joyful. Write funny SMS messages for any occasion because laughing is healthy.Probably you have received some funny SMS messages and forwarded them. But you can also create your own jokes. Read our funny SMS messages and have fun. You can also send some to your friends, but be careful not to offend somebody.

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