No pain no ...I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.Funny sms messages. |
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Change your mindIf you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?Funny sms messages. |
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Magic A guy walks up to a girl and says: Want to play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! Funny sms messages. |
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Choice When I was born I got the choice; big thing or a fine memory. Now am not able to remember what I did choose. Funny sms messages. |
Funny sms message samples:
Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Funny sms messages. |
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Rings First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, at the end suffeRING!!! Funny sms messages. |
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Unique Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Funny sms messages. |
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DifferenceQ: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? |
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Elephant and a man What did the elephant say to the naked man? |
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Goldfish in a tank Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Funny sms messages. |
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Female vs male Why were males created before females? |
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Talk to her What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? |
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Honey, I'm home! What are 3 words you never want to hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! Funny sms messages. |
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Men and toilet rolls Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? |
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Men and feelings Why don't men often show their true feelings? |
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Joke A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" Funny sms messages. |
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Hungry sandwich A hungry sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" Funny sms messages. |
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Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET Funny sms messages. |
Have fun, tell funny sms messages.
Don't always write dull SMS messages. Be funny, make your friends laugh. Text messaging can be very funny and joyful. Write funny SMS messages for any occasion because laughing is healthy.Probably you have received some funny SMS messages and forwarded them. But you can also create your own jokes. Read our funny SMS messages and have fun. You can also send some to your friends, but be careful not to offend somebody.